poem
Volume 35, Number 1

Mantra Ray 

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. The only way to stop a bad guy with a weaponized safety pin is a good guy with a weaponized safety pin. The only way to stop a bad guy with an RPG launcher is a good guy with an RPG launcher. The only way to stop a bad guy with a Death Star is a good guy with a Death Star (though it should probably be renamed, say as a “Life Star”). The only way to stop a bad guy with a podcast and 20 jillion followers is a good guy with a podcast and 20 jillion followers. I know. Fat chance of that.


—Ian Willey